God Hates Mixed Fabrics
(among other things)
"You shall not wear cloth of wool and linen mixed together."(English Standard Version)
"You shall not wear a garment of different sorts, such as wool and linen mixed together." (New King James Version)
No. Never. Strictly and explicitly forbidden by divine scripture. A garment woven from this unholy combination of fabrics harvested from plant and beast would
Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound. When courage is needed, you're never around. Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest should be there for bungling at which you are best. So, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon.
Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound. When courage is needed, you're never around. Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest should be there for bungling at which you are best. So, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon, stop that pigeon.
There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour. ~ Bugs Bunny
There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour. ~ Scooby Doo
There are many variations of passages of Lorem Ipsum available, but the majority have suffered alteration in some form, by injected humour. ~ Donald Duck
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